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Why Is “Mom” the Answer to Everything?
Even though I love the shit out of my kid, being “the mom” can sometimes seriously suck. Whenever The Munch is sick, all she wants is me – her mom. No one else will do. Not even if My Little Pony had...
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Peer Pressure Boston Adventure
I used to be strong. I had never been susceptible to peer pressure. I was committed to my convictions, and believed in the validity of my perspective. And then something happened. Something that...
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The Chubby Mermaid
Not to brag or anything, but my kid is kind of a genius. No, she isn’t a 4-year old fashion designer for J-Crew, and no she doesn’t paint pictures that get sold for thousands of dollars… but she does...
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Health and Healing Hypocrisy
I see all physical ailments as metaphysical messages. I believe our souls communicate to our egos through the language of the body. Every time I am sick, hurt, or in pain – I see it as an opportunity...
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The Only Advice You Will EVER Need
Let me give you some advice. Don’t take people’s advice. And don’t give advice. My problem is that I can’t even take my own advice about not giving people advice. I’m an advice giver! I can’t help it!...
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Holy Shit I’m Getting Body Dysmorphia!
Do you guys have a good relationship to your body? Have you always? Mine has waxed and waned, much like the moon, or a vagina. When I was a kid I was SUPER skinny. Picture a skeleton, but with skin,...
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Generation Blame Game
Over the summer I performed at a dance festival and let me tell you – there is nothing quite like sharing a dressing room with a bunch of teenage girls. Not only because their boobs are barely below...
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A San Pedro Ceremony and my Rebirth into the Cosmos
You ever go to the doctor and they tell you something you don’t want to hear? I recently went to a medical professional and the doctor kept insisting that there is something wrong with my liver and...
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Some Diseases are Best Left in the Past
If you read my last blog you are up to date on my current health issue regarding my liver not functioning properly. Come to think of it, are you really living your best life if you aren’t acutely...
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Ants in my Pants
Because I love and care about you so severely, I understand how crucial it is for your personal serenity to keep you fully informed on the voyage of my bodily woes. For me to experience the...
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